I was at a resturant called frank pepe’s. Then the smoke detector went off! Then the fire alarm, then the regular alarm! This is a true  story. To the victim I heard people say “hold him down!” He did not get arrested though.  The reason he got in trouble is that he was smoking in the bathroom, which can light the building on fire.

(—-  a smoke detector

The Resturant Link: Frank Pepe’s