1. You are reading this right now

2. You are realizing that that was a stupid fact.

4. You didn’t notice I skipped three.

5. You are checking now

6. You are smiling.

7. You are still reading this even though it is stupid.

9. You didn’t notice I skipped eight.

10. You are checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.

11. You are enjoying this.

12.You didn’t realize there’s only supposed to be ten facts.