Beb THE GPGP IS BACK!

Thought I was gone? MWUAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH– I mean Hello friends.. How are you today Have any garbage ?…. I’m taking in donations hehehe..(Cough cough ) Did you miss me ? There is somebody I would like you to meet MWUHHAHAHAHHA (Evil laugh ) THIS IS….Trashinstine ! (Trash Einstein) MY OWN PERSON EVI- good…. um.. person….. Yep……. totally nice.. MEET HIM

Trashinstine: Hello (MWUAHAHAHAHA )

Beb : GET  OUT OF HERE THIS IS MY TURN WAIT FOR ME TO INTRODUCE YOU!

Trashinstine : Oh sorry BYEE COME TO MY HOUSE FOR AUTOGRAPHS!

Beb : (Beb Slaps Tashinstine ) DONT STEAL MY SPOT LIGHT-!

So where were we? Oh yeah.. So i’d like to borrow a little favor.. I only need

Car

Fire

Clothes for disguise

Trash

And… Your chocolate chip cookies

#HelpSaveBeb

Donate today at www.BebisAwesomeAndSoisEffie.com

If you would like to see more of me we will have to kidnap  Effie again-

I  MEAN KINDLY do blogs everyday   and  run… before effie sees me

Or maybe-

Hmm..

WELL! Comment that you love me Cause

BEB IS AWESOME

#Beb

BEBB OUT

BEB IN THE HOUSE

I forgot my handbag

wait im trash I dont have one

umm..

MWUHAHAHHA

BYE BEB OUT

 

Hello World – Great Pacific Garbage Patch – draft

Hello, I am the great Pacific Garbage Patch (My name is Beb ) , I was  created from trash and litter, I’m about two times the size of Texas, I’m a big problem, But whats an even bigger problem is, the people who created me, Just one left behind plastic cup or plate at the beach.. Or one piece of litter, maybe you don’t  see it when it happens just wait.. When you see where it all goes and what it does you will be sorry,  I pollute water, and kill fish, birds and other sea life, if you keep this up you might find you don’t have that tasty salmon or dried seaweed or even some sushi, remember me every time you drop that piece of trash, remember the consequences, you wonder where that trash goes  when you drop it into a stream? well! that stream goes to a pond that pond goes to a lake that lake goes to the ocean… that ocean goes to me,and if you ask me the people who created me are selfish and inconsiderate.. and even greedy.. I hope you enjoyed learning about me and what really created me.

(Writing Prompt)-The Upside-downy bird.

In early afternoon some birds where sitting on small thin branch, one of the birds was still young and was getting the hang of things he went to join the others on the branch but as I said he was still young and ended up upside-down what a sight it was for the other birds they all laughed and chirped looking at him, the expression on his beak was “Huh.. what am I doing wrong?” Than he noticed that he was upside down he started chirping like a mad buffalo! in scared expression on his beak.. He fell but for the first time in his life he flew back up and again..Perched upside-down again the other birds in amazement as  they had never seen a bird so young fly they stared at him in amazement He too was very proud of himself he chirped haply  and as the sunset that night he slept upside down and as the sun rose.. he awoke upside down and flew to a high perch than again after he got his food.. He perched upside down a ruffed his feathers together facing the sun to keep warm his buddies that morning they came to join him not sitting upside-down but they accepted his peculiar ways. they haply sat their together all morning and when the sunset.. again he slept upside down when the sun rose his buddies where their and together they all sat upside down and the birds where friends to death.

I got these great riddles from http://www.funology.com/riddles/

 I found some great riddles to laugh at with your friends!

Q: What has a foot but no legs?
A: A snail

Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
A: Nothing

Q: What comes down but never goes up?
A: Rain

Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A: A candle

Q: Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
A: If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!

Q: How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
A: It can have a hole in it.

Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!
What color were the stairs?
A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!

Q: A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.”
How is that possible?
A: The doctor is his mom!

Q: What goes up when rain comes down?
A: An umbrella!

Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’

Q: If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?
A: A fire!

Heres some fabulous jokes for everyone to enjoy! :)

Hope These make you laugh!…

 

Here are some great jokes to laugh at  with friends all credits for these jokes go to https://www.babycenter.com/0_35-silly-jokes-for-kids_10317809.bc

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it.

Q: Which flower talks the most?
A: Tulips, of course, because they have two lips!

Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
A: You’re a fun guy [fungi].

Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get an earring?
A: About a buck an ear [buccaneer]!

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta!

Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby?
A: He was a little hoarse.

Q: What kind of lion never roars?
A: A dandelion!

Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
A: Arrrrrr!

Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A: A tuba toothpaste.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9.

Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools!

Q: What time do you go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty!