Stitches On My Birthday

I’m very clumsy. Once at my friend’s birthday party I accidentally knocked her birthday cake on the floor. One day my dad was late picking me up from school since there was a vulture eating a dead squirrel in the middle of the road. So he had to wait until it left to pick me up. On my friends birthday we had the dumb idea of wearing my mom’s high heels and go outside. While we were going down the stairs my friend tripped, fell face first on the sidewalk, and had to get stitches on her forehead. I don’t like to swim in the ocean. Not too long ago I was at my friends house for a sleepover and we were going shopping. My friends realized that she was missing 20 dollars, and was really upset when she couldn’t find it. So to make her feel better I took one of my 20 dollar bills, crumpled it up, placed it on her bed, and waited for her to find it.When my brother asks why I say, “Fish poop in that water all day.”  I had to get stitches on my 10th birthday.  Sometimes when I’m bored I waste hot glue. When I was in preschool I flushed paper towels down the toilet. It over flowed and water went out of the bathroom and all over the classroom. When I was seven years old my little sister, Serra, kicked out my loose tooth and I couldn’t find it. The last thing I eat before I’m sick I never eat it again.