Jokes
Funny Jokes!
by Lauren and Julia
- What did the nail polish say when she did something good?
Nailed it!
- What’s a cat’s favorite button on the remote?
The paws button!
- What’s a dog’s favorite boxer?
The ruffest one!
Why did the thermometer go to college?
Because it needed degrees!
- What do you call a chicken that wakes you up in the morning?
An alarm cluck!
By Julia and Lauren
I love it! Really funny!
My favorite is the chicken one… GO CHICKENS!
-Allycat aka Allison