Jokes

Funny Jokes!

by Lauren and Julia

• What did the nail polish say when she did something good?

         Nailed it!

• What’s a cat’s favorite button on the remote?

The paws button!

• What’s a dog’s favorite boxer?

The ruffest one!

Why did the thermometer go to college?

    Because it needed degrees!    

• What do you call a chicken that wakes you up in the morning?

     An alarm cluck!

By Julia and Lauren