As you guys problem already know, it was Christmas vacation. And during that vacation I did a lot of cool things. Its been a while since my last vacation, so I forgot how fun it really is.
You could do many things on vacation, like go to a tropical place or even stay home.
My family didn’t go anywhere, So we can spend more family time.
Hope you guys had a great Christmas.
What do you call a dog that runs in the summer?
A hot dog
My passion is jokes. This year i am going to be posting a lot of jokes.
Most of them you will probably guess but some you might be there for about 30 min thinking.
Most of my jokes are going to follow up with a picture. Sometimes the picture will be the clue or even the
main joke. My teacher also posts a lot of jokes. And most of the time I get inspired of the jokes he makes.
I think jokes are a great topic to be posting about , because they inspire people, and even make people laugh.
I am from the tree in the backyard. I am from the desert right next to Texas. I am from the hotel across the street. I am from the razor of the tape dispenser. I am from the inflation hole in the soccer ball. I am from the tip of the grass in London. I am from the needle of the Porcupine.
I am from the tiny stone in Pennsylvania. I am from the eraser in the bright blue bin. I am from the number 7. I am from the mountains near Mount Everest. I am from the front row seats at a basketball game. I am from the lonely flower in the field. I am from the highest block on the chimney. I am from my family. I am from the micro magnetic chip in the computer. I am from the book Half And Half. I am from the letter M. I am from under the Brooklyn Bridge. I am from the coin flip on the field. That’s where I am from.
The sky is dark like the concrete on the ground. I then put my bike on the grass next to me, and waited, In the cold wet grass. They slowly approached, patrolling very carefully. Every little glance they took pointed at me it was like someone pinching me very lightly. Here is the rest of Darkness
Couldn’t Breathe For Ten Seconds
I used to like bugs when I was little. One day I was looking at this bug that was super tall. It was a mosquito. I got bit and I didn’t like bugs after that day. I like climbing monkey bars because you look like a monkey. Once I was on the monkey bars and I fell off on the concrete and hurt myself. I used to love flowers. One day I found a sunflower and a bee was on it, so I dropped the flower and ran back into my house. It chased me! Once I took a five dollar bill from the monopoly and gave it to my brother because I owed him five dollars. When my brother was playing a game on the computer, I snuck up and hit the (command+Ctrl+shift+l ) that logs out of the computer, and ran away. I like playing basketball after school with my friend because we get better. Once I was going to the courts to play but my babysitter said I couldn’t go because it was wet. I didn’t like her decision so we called my mom and she said I could play. I ran to the courts, and my friend said it was slippery, but I didn’t know where it was slippery. I ran right onto the slippery part and fell on my back. I couldn’t breath for ten seconds.