November 5

Haiku Tavish and Peter

Good poem battles

Between Tavish and Peter

Haiku arguments

 

Peter: Unicorns dancing

Killer clowns in the movies

They go together

Tavish: That is pretty dumb.

             When will you learn to shut up

             This is so boring.

Peter: Yes this poem is;
Right, you should just shut up Tav
and now go away

Tavish: Okay let’s write one.
About me going away.
Oh wait, here it is.

Peter: Where art thou teacher
Methink you should delete tab
Really do it now

 

Tavish: Okay, wait what the–
Seriously what the heck
Was that haiku thing

 

Tavish: Goodbye Peter Lin.
Now I am leaving this doc.
So I hope you’re glad.

 

Peter:  I am ze shakespeare
Ze pear in ze shake Tavish
Methinks you should leave

 

Tavish: Okay, just shut up.
Okay enough dumb old talk
Okay goodbye now

 

Peter: Thank you for leaving
Ze shakespeare has retired
I am Peter now