Haiku Tavish and Peter
Good poem battles
Between Tavish and Peter
Haiku arguments
Peter: Unicorns dancing
Killer clowns in the movies
They go together
Tavish: That is pretty dumb.
When will you learn to shut up
This is so boring.
Peter: Yes this poem is;
Right, you should just shut up Tav
and now go away
Tavish: Okay let’s write one.
About me going away.
Oh wait, here it is.
Peter: Where art thou teacher
Methink you should delete tab
Really do it now
Tavish: Okay, wait what the–
Seriously what the heck
Was that haiku thing
Tavish: Goodbye Peter Lin.
Now I am leaving this doc.
So I hope you’re glad.
Peter: I am ze shakespeare
Ze pear in ze shake Tavish
Methinks you should leave
Tavish: Okay, just shut up.
Okay enough dumb old talk
Okay goodbye now
Peter: Thank you for leaving
Ze shakespeare has retired
I am Peter now
This is just stupid
Me writing this weird haiku
I should just quit now
Why did I write that
I should repeat the last line
I should just quit now
But I don’t want to
my fingers are stuck to the;
Keyboard I can’t quit
Get me a knife so;
I can cut the sticky glue
Thanks for standing there
This is pretty dumb.
When will you learn to shut up
This is so boring.
You’re an idiot.
I hate you you suck so much
I’m really salty
Oh, Insert Bad Word
The freaking teacher is here
Oh god, please help me. (pls dont see this)
I suck at haikus.
Seriously; just read this
Oh my god, I quit
Beautiful flowers.
Swaying gently in the breeze.
Worst last line ever.
This is a haiku.
It is a really bad one.
About unicorns.
Oh my god just ugh.
I can’t think of anything.
God this really sucks
I thought of something!
I finally thought of this.
Here, listen to me: (oh wait I don’t have anymore syllables. dangit.)
Okay I’ll tell you:
It’s about crazy thingies.
So you should prepare. (dangit.) (again.)
Okay I’ll tell you.
If I have enough sylla-
Are you kidding me?
I only did the glue part the rest was tavish