Hi everyone! Today I am going to tell you some jokes that you might find funny. Here we go! 🙂
Why didn’t the seagull want to fly across the bay? It did not want to be called a bagel!
What’s an ig? house without a loo!
Who cleans the ocean? The mermaid!
what do you call a dog with three legs? tri-doggy!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain
How do oceans say hello to each other They wave!
What do you call a pig that knows karate? pork chop!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
One day, 3 aliens came to earth to learn how to speak English. The first alien went to a restaurant and learned: Forks and knifes! Forks and knifes! The second alien went to a school and learned: Me! Me! Me! the third alien went to a car place and learned: Vroom! Vroom! In a car we’ll go! Then on the same day, someone got killed But the police could not find any evidence of who might be the person who killed him, so they went around asking “Who did this?”The second alien heard them and said, ” Me! Me! Me!” Then the police asked, “How did you kill him?” Then first alien said ” Forks and knives! Forks and knifes!” The police then asked, ” How do you think you will get away with this?” The third alien said, ” Vroom! Vroom! In a car we’ll go!”