Jokes

Hi everyone! Today I am going to tell you some jokes that you might find funny. Here we go! 🙂

  • Why didn’t the seagull want to fly across the bay?          It did not want to be called a bagel!

  •  What’s an ig?                                             house without a loo!

  •  Who cleans the ocean?                                    The mermaid!

  • what do you call a dog with three legs?                 tri-doggy!

  •  What do you call a pile of kittens?                        A meowntain

  •  How do oceans say hello to each other                 They wave!

  •   What do you call a pig that knows karate?            pork chop!

  •  What do you call an alligator in a vest?                  An investigator!

  • One day, 3 aliens came to earth to learn how to speak English.   The first alien went to a restaurant and learned: Forks and knifes! Forks and knifes! The second alien went to a school and learned: Me! Me! Me! the third alien went to a car place and learned: Vroom! Vroom! In a car we’ll go! Then on the same day, someone got killed But the police could not find any evidence of who might be the person who killed him, so they went around asking “Who did this?”The second alien heard them and said, ” Me! Me! Me!” Then the police asked, “How did you kill him?” Then first alien said ” Forks and knives! Forks and knifes!”  The police  then asked, ” How do you think you will get away with this?” The third alien said, ” Vroom! Vroom! In a car we’ll go!”

Breaststroke

Hi peeps! Today I am going to be posting about breaststroke and why I like it so much. I really like breaststroke because I can relax myself while I’m doing it. But sometimes in my swim team we have to do sprint breaststroke and that is the only times I don’t like it. Other times, we just do it after a 30 minute freestyle sprint and it feels really good to relax yourself after a long and tiring swim.

I also enjoy swimming the breaststroke because I can do it for a longer time than the other strokes and because it was my 2nd stroke that I learned out of all four of the strokes. 

When I was younger I used to call the breaststroke the froggy stroke and I’ve always believed that it was called that until my dad told me the truth. When I found out, I cried ’cause I always thought that the”froggy stroke” was the right one. 

 

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Butterfly stroke

Hi people! Today I’m going to be posting about the facts about why I don’t like butterfly and a little more about it. First of all butterfly looks like this: Image result for butterfly stroke

It is my least favorite stroke because on the 6th step, you have to immediately put your head down even though your hands are not even up yet.  I also do not like it because when I kick, my hands do not go up enough so that affects me from going farther so I basically stay in one place. also when I kick, the kicks I do are not strong so that also affects me from going farther. Even though it is not as worse as my backstroke is, it is still really bad.

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Passion Post: Swim

Hi peeps! Today I’m going to be posting about swim. Swimming is one of my passions simply because I’ve been doing it for 5 years. For swim team though, I have only been doing it for 2 years. Now I am in the Badgers Swim Club and the requirements that they have are quite hard.

I normally go 3 times a week to practice, but if there is a meet, I go four times. I just had my second meet on Saturday, but I don’t know what place I am in. The last time I had a meet, I was in 63rd place, 42nd place, and 63rd place again. the strokes that I did were:  100 freestyle (63rd), 50 backstroke (63rd), and 50 breaststroke (42nd).  I wasn’t really happy about that. I thought that I would do better than I actually did.

If I were to line the strokes in the order I liked them, it would probably be like this: breaststroke, freestyle, butterfly, and finally backstroke. I absolutely hate backstroke because I have never been good at it. I am also not really good at butterfly because I always can’t get my hips up so I can go faster. I am pretty good at freestyle , but if I use all my energy at once, I can’t do more than 5 laps before slowing down. Breaststroke is my favorite stroke because I can relax when I’m doing it. Sometimes I can’t relax because either I’m in a meet or my coach tells us to go sprint breaststroke.  What is your favorite stroke if you do swimming?

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6 Word Stories

Here are some 6 word stories that I came up. Can you guess what the back story is?

  1. Frantically, hands shaking, my heart pounding.
  2. A new land, a new life
  3. New home, New adventures, New memories
  4. Home is where your stories begin
  5. I was scared, so were you
  6. I was born but never lived
  7. I tried I succeeded I’m happy
  8. look up and find your dreams
  9. I’m speaking, no words come out
  10. Smile and maybe happiness will come

More Information About Me!

What I’m terrified of: slugs, worms, snails, skunks, swim scores, spiders, and public speaking/ speaking in front of not family people.

What I absolutely adore: unicorns, fluffy things, soft things, cats, kittens, emoji’s, rainbows, Pusheen things, Wunzies, cute things, friends.

Favorite Desserts: ice cream, smoothies, cookies (Chocolate Chip), sundaes, mochi, ice pops, s’mores,  milk/white chocolate, cupcakes, jello, brownies, fudge, caramel,  cakes,  frosted cookie brownies.

Favorite flavored ice cream: Mint Chip

Favorite books: Wonder and Auggie and me.

Places I’ve Been To: Fuzhou, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Inner Mongolia, Argentina, Jamaica, Nepal, Canada, Italy, London, Paris, New Zealand, Beijing, Kunming, Mexico, Morocco, Dominican Republic, and lots more that I will add on later if I remember. Me in London!! with sister and mom:

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Christmas

It is almost Christmas and I am super excited about that. For Christmas I’m going to some place in South Africa because my grandpa’s friend invited us to go there. I think it be hot, but I really have no clue. If anyone has been to South Africa before please comment down below and share your experiences. It would be cool to see what you think about Africa and know all your experiences. If anyone’s going somewhere, I would really like to know and maybe tell you about it if I’ve been there before.  I found on the web a picture of South Africa so you peeps can tell me if you have been there or not:

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(South Africa)

Also for Christmas, I made a wish list and wished for a bunch of things, but I don’t remember what those are. What did you wish for? for Christmas it is normally hanging out with your family and having a good Christmas. I love doing things with my family especially traveling with them to the places I have never been to before. what I’m really worried about is whether or not there will be any disgusting bugs or critters crawling around.  🙁

 

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Sadness

she pleaded

for days

until finally getting

what she wanted.

 

she loved it

but the next day,

 

it was boring

it never did any tricks

– Sonya

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Roller Coaster Life Blurb

Here’s a blurb on another of my writing pieces. ENJOY! 🙂

“Bring!” the lunch bell rang. I was finally saved. As we walked outside of the classroom, All of the 4th graders ran like the wind to get their lunches like it was some kind of “who ever gets to the lunchroom first wins” competition. It was the first day of school and we were told to bring our lunches instead of getting the provided lunches that we had to pay before school started. I gathered up my things and followed them inside a noisy filled room. We were eating lunch with the second graders, I figured. When I looked around for a seat (since nobody really wants a new kid to sit at their table) I spotted my sister, Sarina, sitting among a handful of girls. They looked like they were having so much fun. I should’ve known that Sarina was a better friend maker than I was. She had made friends before in camp like in 5 min. I felt tears come to my eyes, but blinked them back not wanting them to roll down my cheeks, after all I didn’t want to be embarrassed. My sister was amazing and I was not. “ Sad, just plain boring sad.” I thought to myself thinking about how good it would be surrounded by friends laughing and hanging out with you.                                                                                                                                    Click here to read more! 🙂