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Jokes

Hi everyone! Today I am going to tell you some jokes that you might find funny. Here we go! 🙂

  • Why didn’t the seagull want to fly across the bay?          It did not want to be called a bagel!

  •  What’s an ig?                                             house without a loo!

  •  Who cleans the ocean?                                    The mermaid!

  • what do you call a dog with three legs?                 tri-doggy!

  •  What do you call a pile of kittens?                        A meowntain

  •  How do oceans say hello to each other                 They wave!

  •   What do you call a pig that knows karate?            pork chop!

  •  What do you call an alligator in a vest?                  An investigator!

  • One day, 3 aliens came to earth to learn how to speak English.   The first alien went to a restaurant and learned: Forks and knifes! Forks and knifes! The second alien went to a school and learned: Me! Me! Me! the third alien went to a car place and learned: Vroom! Vroom! In a car we’ll go! Then on the same day, someone got killed But the police could not find any evidence of who might be the person who killed him, so they went around asking “Who did this?”The second alien heard them and said, ” Me! Me! Me!” Then the police asked, “How did you kill him?” Then first alien said ” Forks and knives! Forks and knifes!”  The police  then asked, ” How do you think you will get away with this?” The third alien said, ” Vroom! Vroom! In a car we’ll go!”

Restaurant Review – Wuji

Wuji is opened from 12:00 pm – 10:00 pm. Wuji is located in Greenwich, but used to be in Scarsdale, New York. In my opinion, I would give Wuji five stars because the food is AMAZING.

My favorite appetizer at Wuji is the Pork Bao Bao Buns because the buns are so good and the pork is really good too. My favorite entree is the Chilled Peanut Sesame Noodles because all of the things that come with the noodles are really good. I like the sliced cucumber in it because it is really tasty and refreshing to eat. Most of the food choices there are from 6 – 21 dollars. There are also some more expensive foods that are 15 – 48 dollars.

The last time I went there I ordered an Udon Noodle Soup. It was really good because the noodles were soft and mushy. My sister ordered a salad and you should definitely try it. My sister and I really liked the foods we ordered so we recommend them.

Service there is amazing  and I really enjoy the restaurant! The servershidden there come whenever you need them. They are really nice and helpful. When you order food, it arrives in 10 – 20 minutes. The time really is not that long. Wuji is the best place ever!

It is a kid friendly restaurant. It’s really not a fancy place, but it is still a wonderful to go there. The restaurant is normally not loud. The decoration is nice because there are dim lights hanging from the ceiling. There are also pictures of Buddha, a Chinese god.

Overall the restaurant is really good. It is perfect for people who like Chinese food and for people who like trying new foods. Wuji is a really good place and I would go back. You should try it too!

Hello Everyone!

          Hi! This is my my first post and I’m so excited to do more blogging. Now that you are reading this I might as well introduce myself. My name is Sonya. I go to school in America. I’m the oldest child in my family, I have a younger sister, and is in second grade. My favorite desserts are candy, marshmallows, cotton candy, ice-cream sundaes, and s’mores. My favorite sports are tennis and swimming. At school my favorite specials are P.E. and Art. My least favorite specials are Chorus, Library, Music, and Spanish. My favorite subjects are reading and writing and I also play the violin.

I also really like swimming because I’m in a swimming team! My swim team is called the Stingrays. During swimming it is really tiring because we have to do a lot of laps. My least favorite strokes are the butterfly and backstroke. My favorite strokes are freestyle and breaststroke.  I like to play the violin because the violin is a new instrument for me. I also like it because I have a shoulder rest and I really wanted one for weeks! I was really excited when I got it! 🙂

           My favorite gummy candies are Sour Patch (Watermelon), and Gummy Bears (Apple flavored.) My favorite desserts are marshmallows, cotton candy,  ice-cream, s’mores (with extra chocolate and extra marshmallows), and ice cream sundaes (especially with caramel drizzle or chocolate drizzle) . My favorite food is pasta with pesto sauce. My favorite drinks are orange juice, pineapple juice, milk, and soda (only when my dad and mom let me drink it).

          When I have nothing else to do, I read and draw.  During the summer I like to read, go to the swimming pool, or write mini stories in my notebook. My favorite books are Charlotte’s Web (by E. B. White), Matilda(by Roald Dahl), The BFG (by Roald Dahl), and Love That Dog(by Sharon Creech).

            I have a lot of friends at school and all of them are really nice. I will write as much as can. If you want me to write about specific things please comment and I will write about them. I hope you like my blog! 😉