45 thoughts on “Make Me Laugh

  1. YOU NEVER TAUGHT US THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. why did the dinosaur cross the road?
    because the chicken wasn’t born yet :]

    why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
    because it got hit by a bus :] :] :] :] :]

  3. One day, a girl called her friend and said, “Will you forget me by tomorrow?”
    “Of course not,” her friend said.
    “What about next week?” the girl continued.
    “No,” her friend repeated.
    “Next month? Next year?”
    “No and no.”
    “Knock knock.”
    “Who’s there?”
    “How do you expect to remember me until next year if you can’t for a minute?”

  4. Once Billy said to Emma ” I knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith”. “Well what was the other leg’s name” says Emma.” I don’t know” Says Billy :] :]

    – Devin

  5. One day I got lost!

    Police: Were do u live?
    Me: With my parents.
    Police: Were do your parents live?
    Me: With me
    Police: Were do u all live?
    Me: Together
    Police: Were is you house?
    Me: Next to my neighbors house
    Police: Were is you neighbors house?
    Me: you won’t believe me if I tell you
    Police: Were?
    Me: Next to my House!

  6. where ever i keep the money our son steals it i don’t know what to do about it where do i hide it

    keep it in his books he never touches them

  7. One day a banana was walking around his city. His name was Mr. banana. He lives in a city full of people. On days like this he would stay inside but today he went outside. When he was walking along the street a person stepped on him!!!!!! “AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!” he screamed as he got smoshed. When the person got home the she scraped the banana off with her knife!!!!! “OUCH!!!!!!” he screamed when the knife touched him. The woman was so scared that the knoced over her makeup table!!!! Makeup splattered all over the woman. When she saw her face she ran to the kitchen to get some towels to wipe her face. Her husbend was there cooking when his wife rushed in. But the banana made her shoe slip and fall. When the husbend saw her he smacked her thinking that she was a monster. When the wife wiped her face she was really mad!!!!! She grounded him for a month! Well that was the end for Mr.Banana for he has been crushed. The End

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