44 thoughts on “Make Me Laugh

  1. YOU NEVER TAUGHT US THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. why did the dinosaur cross the road?
    because the chicken wasn’t born yet :]

    why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
    because it got hit by a bus :] :] :] :] :]

  3. One day, a girl called her friend and said, “Will you forget me by tomorrow?”
    “Of course not,” her friend said.
    “What about next week?” the girl continued.
    “No,” her friend repeated.
    “Next month? Next year?”
    “No and no.”
    “Knock knock.”
    “Who’s there?”
    “How do you expect to remember me until next year if you can’t for a minute?”

  4. Once Billy said to Emma ” I knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith”. “Well what was the other leg’s name” says Emma.” I don’t know” Says Billy :] :]

    – Devin

  5. One day I got lost!

    Police: Were do u live?
    Me: With my parents.
    Police: Were do your parents live?
    Me: With me
    Police: Were do u all live?
    Me: Together
    Police: Were is you house?
    Me: Next to my neighbors house
    Police: Were is you neighbors house?
    Me: you won’t believe me if I tell you
    Police: Were?
    Me: Next to my House!

  6. where ever i keep the money our son steals it i don’t know what to do about it where do i hide it

    keep it in his books he never touches them

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