Just a post of random stuff. Quotes, can you relate, lots of stuff. Enjoy, and tell me if you laughed or smiled.
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#1 Have any of you guys laughed so hard, no sound came out, so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal?
#2 Does anybody actually read the terms and conditions (when you update your device)?!
#3 “Did you just fall?” “No, I attacked the floor!” “Backwards?!” “I’m freaking talented!”
#4 That depressing moment when you’re done with your book, the library is closed, and you’ve already read every single book you own.
#5 My friend thinks she’s smart, she says onions are the only type of food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at her face.
#6 The really depressing moment when you realize that the pizza delivery gets to your house faster than the police.
#7 “I just watched a movie where a man’s wife was brutally murdered and was left with his only alive son. His son gets kidnapped, and the man had to chase after his son thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.” “Sounds good, what’s the movie called?” “Finding Nemo.”