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Dec
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Make Me Laugh
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Let’s make Mrs. Aberman laugh. Use the comment space below to tell a funny story or joke.
Let’s make Mrs. Aberman laugh. Use the comment space below to tell a funny story or joke.
hsperling26
December 14, 2017 at 2:32 pm (7 years ago)How does a train eat? It goes choo choo
mcengotitabengoa26
December 14, 2017 at 2:33 pm (7 years ago)Where is the only place you can surf in the kitchen?
The microwave
hcampbell26
December 14, 2017 at 2:33 pm (7 years ago)What is the worst part about throwing a party in space?(Uma, do not answer!)
hcampbell26
December 20, 2017 at 2:24 pm (7 years ago)you have to planet
ctimberger26
December 14, 2017 at 2:33 pm (7 years ago)how does a train eat it goes chow chow
hcampbell26
December 14, 2017 at 2:34 pm (7 years ago)I ate to much middle eastern food, now I falafel.
Ethan#Awesome
December 14, 2017 at 2:34 pm (7 years ago)I come from New Jersey I told my daughter don’t give the dog coffee but what does she do she gives the dog coffee so now I have a dumb daughter a dead dog and no COFFEE.
irozens26
December 14, 2017 at 2:34 pm (7 years ago)What is wrong with punching someone in a elevator
It’s bad on so many levels!
n2rai26
December 14, 2017 at 2:34 pm (7 years ago)Q: Where does a cat go when he loses a tail?
A: A retail store!!
mcengotitabengoa26
December 14, 2017 at 2:35 pm (7 years ago)What is a computer’s first word?
Data
ptomizawa
December 14, 2017 at 2:45 pm (7 years ago)I’m going to use this one Martin!
klee26
December 14, 2017 at 2:35 pm (7 years ago)I am so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.
hcampbell26
December 14, 2017 at 2:35 pm (7 years ago)How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket
vdyakin26
December 14, 2017 at 2:35 pm (7 years ago)Why did the kid put sugar under his pillow?
To have sweet dreams!
tfranco26
December 14, 2017 at 2:36 pm (7 years ago)Why can’t the nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would a foot
hcampbell26
December 14, 2017 at 2:38 pm (7 years ago)Why was the meteor sad? Because he knew he was not a star.
ctimberger26
December 14, 2017 at 2:38 pm (7 years ago)If you wear cowboy clothes. Are you ranch dressing?
hcampbell26
December 14, 2017 at 2:39 pm (7 years ago)Why couldn’t the volcanoe eat dinner? Because all his plates were cracked.
klee26
December 14, 2017 at 2:39 pm (7 years ago)H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k.=
Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge
uscher26
December 14, 2017 at 2:39 pm (7 years ago)There was once a man that could only say three sentences; only 50 cents, very very fresh, and not today, maybe tomorrow. He owned a shop. A little girl came over to the shop and asked, “How much for the bread rolls?” The man, obviously, said, “Only 50 cents!” “Are they fresh?” The girl asked. “Very, very fresh!” Said the man. “Can I buy them?” She asked “Not today, maybe tomorrow.” “WAAA!!!!!! THEY WERE FOR MY MOMMY!”
uscher26
December 14, 2017 at 2:43 pm (7 years ago)there is more to my joke
tfranco26
December 14, 2017 at 2:39 pm (7 years ago)Why was the cookie sad?
Because his mom was a wafer so long.
myamamoto26
December 14, 2017 at 2:39 pm (7 years ago)What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
hsperling26
December 14, 2017 at 2:40 pm (7 years ago)What is green and invisible?
This Cabbage !!
Ethan#Awesome
December 14, 2017 at 2:40 pm (7 years ago)Police: Knock Knock
Me: Who is it
Police: Police
Me: Wat do you want?
Police: To talk
Me: How many r u?
Police: 2
Me: So talk to each other
lliu26
December 14, 2017 at 2:40 pm (7 years ago)Q: What’s lighter than a feather but the worlds strongest man can’t hold for more than a 5 minutes?
A: His breath! 😀
hcampbell26
December 14, 2017 at 2:41 pm (7 years ago)What is the fastest way for a rock to go somewhere? A rocket.
mcengotitabengoa26
December 14, 2017 at 2:42 pm (7 years ago)dear math, please grow up and solve your own problems, i’m tired of solving them for you.
irozens26
December 14, 2017 at 2:42 pm (7 years ago)Knock knock.
who’s there?
orange.
orange who?
orange who glad that this is a punn!
mdelguercio26
December 14, 2017 at 2:42 pm (7 years ago)Why did Santa go to collage for music? So he can improve his wrapping skills.
kogaki26
December 14, 2017 at 2:42 pm (7 years ago)Why is the longest nose only 11 inches?
Because if it were 12 inches long, it would be foot!
hcampbell26
December 14, 2017 at 2:43 pm (7 years ago)Knock knock
who’s there
trigger
trigger who
trigger treat!
irozens26
December 14, 2017 at 2:43 pm (7 years ago)Arent my punns punny!
mogrady26
December 14, 2017 at 2:44 pm (7 years ago)Q: What comes down but never goes up?
A: Rain!
vdyakin26
December 14, 2017 at 2:49 pm (7 years ago)What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
hcampbell26
December 14, 2017 at 2:44 pm (7 years ago)What happens when your nose runs and your feet smell?
You are built upside down.
Ethan#Awesome
December 14, 2017 at 2:44 pm (7 years ago)My boss told me to have a good day so I went home
hsperling26
December 14, 2017 at 2:45 pm (7 years ago)What did the duck say to the comedian?
You quack me up!!!!!
ctimberger26
December 14, 2017 at 2:46 pm (7 years ago)If you wear cowboy clothes . Are you ranch dressing?
sliew26
December 14, 2017 at 2:46 pm (7 years ago)Two people were driving to Disneyland and a sign said Disneyland left, so they went home crying.
gshigekawa26
December 14, 2017 at 2:47 pm (7 years ago)Knock knock! who’s there? who! who who? you sound like an owl!
n2rai26
December 14, 2017 at 2:47 pm (7 years ago)What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork chop
acoffey26
December 14, 2017 at 2:47 pm (7 years ago)What did the egg say to the other egg? have a eggsellent day.
hsperling26
December 14, 2017 at 2:48 pm (7 years ago)What is mom and dads favorite ride at the fair?
A married go round!!
hcampbell26
December 14, 2017 at 2:48 pm (7 years ago)I went to the tailor to get a pair of long underwear, and the tailor asked me “How long do you want them” and I said. “From about September to March”
esannicandro26
December 14, 2017 at 2:48 pm (7 years ago)Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are always stuffed!
ctimberger26
December 14, 2017 at 2:48 pm (7 years ago)What is a pirate favorite letter? R
hcampbell26
December 14, 2017 at 3:01 pm (7 years ago)You may think the pirates favorite letter is R, but the pirates first love was really the C
ctimberger26
December 14, 2017 at 2:50 pm (7 years ago)What runs but never walks? A river.
irozens26
December 14, 2017 at 2:50 pm (7 years ago)What do you call two carnival rides?
Married-go-rounds!
hcampbell26
December 14, 2017 at 2:50 pm (7 years ago)There was an explosion in a cheese factory in france. Debris was everywhere.
tfranco26
December 14, 2017 at 2:50 pm (7 years ago)Why did Santa go to college for music?
So he could improve his wrapping skills.
Ethan#Awesome
December 14, 2017 at 2:50 pm (7 years ago)I love my Six pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat.
hsperling26
December 14, 2017 at 2:51 pm (7 years ago)What does a skeleton say before eating?
Bone Appetit
hcampbell26
December 14, 2017 at 2:51 pm (7 years ago)Did you hear the joke about the german sausage? It was the wurst.