Today we’re going to make Mr. Reilly laugh. Think of a joke or a funny story to share with him and write it in the comment space below.
Today we’re going to make Mr. Reilly laugh. Think of a joke or a funny story to share with him and write it in the comment space below.
YOU NEVER TAUGHT US THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What is Beetoven’s favorite fruit? A: Ba na na naaaaaa!
why does everybody like frosty the snowman?
because he is so cool!
why did the dinosaur cross the road?
because the chicken wasn’t born yet :]
why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
because it got hit by a bus :] :] :] :] :]
One day, a girl called her friend and said, “Will you forget me by tomorrow?”
“Of course not,” her friend said.
“What about next week?” the girl continued.
“No,” her friend repeated.
“Next month? Next year?”
“No and no.”
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“How do you expect to remember me until next year if you can’t for a minute?”
I loved your Joke Grace please make more!
thank you Sophia!
Who killed Cock Robin? It’s…………………………………………………………………..ME!!!!!!
Hi
Hi Hi Hi
Once Billy said to Emma ” I knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith”. “Well what was the other leg’s name” says Emma.” I don’t know” Says Billy :] :]
– Devin
Q: Why are elves so cold on Christmas A: because its’ in decembrrrrr.
why did santa go to singing collage?
because he wanted to practice his rapping skills.
Q: Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
A: Elf-is Presley.
why was the teacher cross eyed?
because he couldn’t control his pupils!
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of school?
Because he Cheated!
Ur joke is awesome!
love that joke it is really funny
Yeah boy
Q: What kind of bike does Santa Claus ride?
A: A Holly Davidson.
One day I got lost!
Police: Were do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Were do your parents live?
Me: With me
Police: Were do u all live?
Me: Together
Police: Were is you house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house
Police: Were is you neighbors house?
Me: you won’t believe me if I tell you
Police: Were?
Me: Next to my House!
That is hilarious!!!
Who really killed cock robin?
cop robin.
i dont get it
Which one of Santa’s reindeer is the meanest?
Rude-olph
I’ve Told you once I’ve told you a million times Rudolph no texting while your driving the team!!!
Sam I don’t get this joke,could you explain?
Which road has the most ghosts in it?
a dead end
Q: What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
A: Santa Clues!
Funny joke Mayo!!!!!
Q: What do weightlifters eat?
A: Pound cake!
That is really funny sumika!!!
why did the burglar take a bath?
because he wanted to make a clean getaway!
Q: What kind of music do elves like best A: wrap music
Q: When Santa is on the beach what do the elves call him?
A: Sandy Claus
Q: What is green, white and red all over? A: a sunburned elf
Q: What’s Santa’s dog’s name?
A: Santa Paws!
I like this joke could you make more?!!
Q: Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?
A: Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!
Q: Why did the robber wash his clothes?
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway
where ever i keep the money our son steals it i don’t know what to do about it where do i hide it
keep it in his books he never touches them
Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus when she looked up in the sky?
A: Looks like rain, dear!
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
happy Hanukkah,Dan!
Mexico will pay your dues.
-D Trump
One day a banana was walking around his city. His name was Mr. banana. He lives in a city full of people. On days like this he would stay inside but today he went outside. When he was walking along the street a person stepped on him!!!!!! “AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!” he screamed as he got smoshed. When the person got home the she scraped the banana off with her knife!!!!! “OUCH!!!!!!” he screamed when the knife touched him. The woman was so scared that the knoced over her makeup table!!!! Makeup splattered all over the woman. When she saw her face she ran to the kitchen to get some towels to wipe her face. Her husbend was there cooking when his wife rushed in. But the banana made her shoe slip and fall. When the husbend saw her he smacked her thinking that she was a monster. When the wife wiped her face she was really mad!!!!! She grounded him for a month! Well that was the end for Mr.Banana for he has been crushed. The End