Category Archives: No Category Yet :(

Llamas With Hats

This is Carl. Carl is a murderous llama. He is building a meat dragon. He built his meat dragon out of orphan meat. He also eats hands because he craves them. All hail Carl.

Carl has a friend named Paul. Paul looks like a woman but is a man. Paul is not a murderous llamas so he is weird. Don’t Hail Paul.

 

Sir Spoodeyman

This is Sir Spoodeyman.

Sir Spoodeyman is my boss.

I am the only human in his buisness.

His employees are all spiderman action figures.

Sir Spoodeyman is bent on World Domination

I wasn’t supposed to tell you that.

I’m gonna go before he finds me.

Goodbye.