Hi my name is Bob the Great Pacific Garbage Patch(GPGP). I am made out of trash and litter. I am two times the size of Texas and three times the size of France. I am greedy, selfish, and gluttonous.I LOVE eating. I will take up the whole ocean and theirs nothing you can do about it so, say goodbye to your sushi. I am the Teenage Mutant TRASH dunnanana… Anyhoo I love polluting water. GO DIRTY WATER…GO DIRTY WATER…OH YEAH. I would like to thank my dear friends, THE LITTERERS. I CURSE the day THE (ahem)…CLEANERS were ever born. See you on the beach, if there is any left. Mwa hahahaha. Oh no I gave away my secret plan.