March 29

Riddle

Your stuck in a metal box in a room in the box there is a mirror and a desk how do you get out of the metal box?

 

 

 

You look into the mirror and see what you saw you take the saw and cut the desk in half you put the two halves together to make a hole and you climb out the hole.

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August 8

A Riddle

Once there was a man and his son in a car. They got into a car crash. They both went to the hospital and the man went home first but the son needed surgery. So the Dr. was about to work on the boy but said ”I can’t operate on him hes my son.”

 

 

 

THE DR. WAS HIS MOTHER

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April 4

The Viper (This Is A Funny/Scary Story So Don’t Be Afraid To Read This Story)

There once was a girl named Jenna who was 11 years old. Jenna’s parents were rich and they had a mansion, which had dirty windows.

One day Jenna’s parents had to go to a fancy dinner party and no children were allowed so they left Jenna home alone.

After Jenna’s parents left, the phone rang. BRING, BRING, BRING. Jenna picked it up and heard. “I AM THE VIPER. I WILL ARRIVE IN 30 MINUTES!” Jenna thought it was a prank call so this strange call didn’t seem to bother her. Jenna decided to watch some TV. As she was watching TV and the phone rang. BRING, BRING, BRING. Jenna picked it up and heard. “I AM THE VIPER I WILL ARRIVE IN 10 MINUTES!” Jenna started to worry but she did what she always does when she’s worried. She read. She read until… BRING, BRING, BRING. The phone rang again and as Jenna picked it up she heard the same words. “I AM THE VIPER I WILL ARRIVE IN 5 MINUTES!” Now Jenna was freaking out. WHO IS THE VIPER? she thought over and over again. Then it hit her. She would search up the viper online. So she got her phone out and typed, “WHO IS THE VIPER” and found out this. The viper is a mean person who comes to peoples houses. Jenna was terrified when she saw that. Then the phone rang Jenna looked up at the clock it had been 5 minute. “I AM THE VIPER, I AM HERE.” Then there was a knock at the window Jenna opened the door next to that window and…

She saw a little boy. The little boy said to her, “I am the vindow viper your parents sent me to vash your vindows.” Jenna looked around and noticed that her windows were dirty.

MORAL OF THE STORY: LEARN YOU’RE W SO YOU CAN BE A WINDOW WIPER INSTED OF A VINDOW VIPER.

February 2

A Joke For You

Q      What did the traffic light say to the cars?

A      Don’t look I’m changing.
Q      Why can’t you ever trust an atom?
A       Because they make up everything.
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