Super Cheesy Jokes

Here are some SUPER cheesy jokes:

 

  • What the strongest days?

Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak days.

  • What is the noisiest sport?

Tennis. The players are always raising a racket.

  • Why did Bob name his dog Tick-Tock?

Because his dog was a watch dog.

  • What is the longest word?

Smiles. There is a mile between the two s’s.

  • Why can’t a person’s hands be longer than 11 inches?

Because they would be a foot.