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I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
Can February March? No, but April May.
The ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
There was two fish in a tank and one said “how do you drive this thing”
Graces Joke
I only work out on Saturday and Sunday, Monday through Friday are weak days!
I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
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A stick.
What time is it when your clock hits 13 o’clock?
Time to get a new clock!
Why did adele cross the road : To say hello from the other side
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger then it hit me.
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
How do you know if a mermaid will be top half fish or bottom half fish?……Flip a coin! Heads or tails?!
sorry if this joke was a bit fishy but I just go with the flow
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
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Because she wanted to go to high school.
This riddle can be dated back to the eighth century AD.
A farmer is traveling, and wants to get his three items across a river. They are a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage. The farmer can only bring one other item on his boat, and only when the farmer is present will the items not eat each other. You may take an item back, too. How do you get them all across? You start with the goat, because the wolf will not eat the cabbage. Then, you go back alone, and take the wolf with you. Take the goat back, and take the cabbage with you. And finally, take the goat with you.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
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A tuba toothpaste.
why can’t you tell an egg a joke
It will crack up
This riddle can be dated back to the eighth century AD.
A farmer is traveling, and wants to get his three items across a river. They are a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage. The farmer can only bring one other item on his boat, and only when the farmer is present will the items not eat each other. You may take an item back, too. If you take the cabbage first, the wolf will eat the goat. If you take the wolf first, the goat will eat the cabbage. How do you get them all across? You start with the goat, because the wolf will not eat the cabbage. Then, you go back alone, and take the wolf with you. Take the goat back, and take the cabbage with you. And finally, take the goat with you.
Where would you find an elephant?
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The same place you lost her.
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn’t letter. They said only mails work here.
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I invented a new word: Plagiarism
4. Off to work
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8.30!’ He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8.30?’
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Answer: Because every play has a cast
what did the pig say on a hot day
I’m bacon
What do you call a fake noodle? a impastra!
How do you make a tissue dance? you put a little boogie in it.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Q) What did Tennesse ?
A) The same thing that Arkansas !
“have you hered the cow disses that going around?”
“yes”
“good thing I am a pangwen”