35 thoughts on “Share a Joke

  1. How do you know if a mermaid will be top half fish or bottom half fish?……Flip a coin! Heads or tails?!
    sorry if this joke was a bit fishy but I just go with the flow

  2. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
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    Because she wanted to go to high school.

  3. This riddle can be dated back to the eighth century AD.
    A farmer is traveling, and wants to get his three items across a river. They are a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage. The farmer can only bring one other item on his boat, and only when the farmer is present will the items not eat each other. You may take an item back, too. How do you get them all across? You start with the goat, because the wolf will not eat the cabbage. Then, you go back alone, and take the wolf with you. Take the goat back, and take the cabbage with you. And finally, take the goat with you.

  4. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
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    A tuba toothpaste.

  5. This riddle can be dated back to the eighth century AD.
    A farmer is traveling, and wants to get his three items across a river. They are a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage. The farmer can only bring one other item on his boat, and only when the farmer is present will the items not eat each other. You may take an item back, too. If you take the cabbage first, the wolf will eat the goat. If you take the wolf first, the goat will eat the cabbage. How do you get them all across? You start with the goat, because the wolf will not eat the cabbage. Then, you go back alone, and take the wolf with you. Take the goat back, and take the cabbage with you. And finally, take the goat with you.

  6. 4. Off to work
    A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8.30!’ He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8.30?’

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